A massive female dog who wears glasses, is really stupid, and can't pronounce his vocabulary. He also thinks he's "all that"
by *MOaNinG* January 9, 2022
Get the Kanoa Tanomug. by Ahsoka tano yes June 6, 2022
Get the Ahsoka tano throat goatmug. A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
Get the Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?mug. the word Tano originated from the deep depth of Ivans balls about 14 years ago when his son Patrick Maroya was born. the word Tano comes from another word called brother nugget which conformed throughout the pubescent stage of Patrick M. The equation to this word is bn³= T.
by Patrick Maroya fan page November 16, 2021
Get the Tanomug. Everyone is thankful for you cuz your just an amazing friend to everyone and Tano is just so kind. And you don’t wanna mess with his friends cuz Tano will kick you ass. But over all Tano is just an amazing,loving person who just has a amazing personality and beautiful smile.
We love Tano<3
by One of your amazing friends<3 November 22, 2021
Get the Tanomug. One who is god; or godlike.
Used to be an arc angel, but got promoted after giving the sun god Ra a rim job.
Used to be an arc angel, but got promoted after giving the sun god Ra a rim job.
by Watcher2020 October 15, 2020
Get the Tanomug. by ARUGAH Gang HQ July 19, 2022
Get the Tanomug.