Talladega thunder mug

When you use a port-a-potty, you are using a Talladega thunder mug.

I had the runs' so I spent a lot of time on the Talladega thunder mug.

by Louisiana Tiger January 29, 2020

The Talladega Bench Press

The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.

--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"

by crab[core]man November 7, 2010

Talladega Toe Dip

Placing the big toe into a woman's vagina being sure to only move it in a clockwise circle .

She came first when i hit her with that Talladega toe dip.

by DegaDock April 12, 2019

talladega slip and slide

When a person has diarrhea and shits on another's chest and slides around....

After eating prunes for dessert at the family reunion in Alabama, let's all do the Talladega slip and slide....

by DookieDan April 2, 2019

Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)

i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth

by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010

talladega lane change

When you're on the highway and you swerve 3 lanes at over 100 MPH and almost taking out everyone behind you.

That idiot did a Talladega lane change RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

by That Lego on the floor May 30, 2017

Talladega Drain Snake

Involves peeing in a girls anus while with enough force to drill a hole in the poo to make a snake hole for your penis while watching Talladega Nights with a beer hat on.

Frank gave her the talladega drain snake last night

by Snake Hole April 15, 2020