taeyong

the loml.

i love taeyong

by taeyonglvr November 6, 2020

lee taeyong

a disney princess. every animal likes this guy. they have a tendency to want to protect him because of his boba eyes. this guy is the most down-to-earth person out there. there was a time when lee soo man once said to him "you must be tired" and he went to the bathroom and cried bec there was someone who acknowledged his hard he's been working.

pls treat him with care. a person so precious and humble like him should be adored or, at the very least, respected.

:who's the todoroki guy again-
:you mean the leader of the daesang winner million seller multi-national group? bec if he's not the leader of the daesang winner million seller multi-national group then idk who you're talking abt. but if he is in fact leader of the daesang winner million seller multi-national group then i think i might know him. i should stop saying lee taeyong is the leader of the daesang winner million seller multi-national group coz if i keep on mentioning he's the leader of the daesang winner million seller multi-national group, some ppl would get mad

by leon supremacist November 30, 2020

An Irish Tale

There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..

IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!

It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!

AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!

An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.

by Wreckroller August 30, 2017

lee taeyong

an ethereal man born on july 1, 1995 who is built to perfection, only lacking an ass.

Damn, Lee Taeyong just tried twerking with his non-existent ass and it still turns me the fuck on.

by yutasteeth February 20, 2020

Taleah

The best friend out of best friends! She is beautiful in every way just doesn't know it. She would rather have 2-4 close friends rather then a huge group. One of the funniest people you'll ever meet, she loves to goof off anywhere at any time and isn't afraid to be herself. The boys are always attracted to her bright smile and wacky sense of humor. Just don't under estimate her because she isn't afraid to stand her grounds, speak in what she believes, and get into some trouble. She also isn't a very big girly girl but everyone once in a while she will through on a cute outfit and wear some makeup. Once you meet a Taleah your life will never be the same! Respect her and she will respect you.

And for the boys, well.... GO GET HER!!! She hates boys who just sit around and wish upon a shooting star for her! She wants someone who is willing to go straight up to her face and ask her out! She likes the funny, outgoing, quirky, confident guys, and most importantly she loves the boys who are willing to be just as crazy and spontaneous as her.

"WOW did you see her?''
"She's so pretty, confidante and outgoing!"
"She must be a Taleah!"

by t126 November 26, 2017

Taleigha

A great and wonderful girl who can be a best friend.
an extremely gorgeous person who can do anything to help anyone.

Girl- omg i hate taleigha
Me- OMG. DO YOU WANT ME TO SLAP YOU.

she is the best person who you will ever get close to

knowing..

by Alli .j. September 18, 2012

Riveting tale, chap.

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".

Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.

by Wienie Kong October 1, 2009