Taking it up the ass

to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm


butt hurta total myra

Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris May 13, 2005

talking ass monkey

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.

At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"

by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004

talking ass

the act of talking out of one's ass, often of things that are nonsensical

I don't know what i mean by what i jsut said. I'm just talking ass.

by loulou5 October 18, 2008

Talking ass hole

A Person in Jenison Michigan that don't know what they are talking about. When they post on CL. So they use big words name call every body. Never back up their mouth with any facts

A Person in Jenison Michigan that don't know what they are talking about. Is a Talking ass hole

by Walker Michigan May 5, 2009

ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.

ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.

by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017

stop talking out your ass

Implying the person is lying or spreading bullshit, so you tell them to shut the actual fuck up.

Jane: I lost my virginity last night!
Ratchel: Stop talking out your ass, you'll never get laid!

by The Grand High Oreo November 3, 2014

i'm just talking out my ass

When the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them "oh, no i'm just talking out my ass"

Joe:

Yeah John was actually helping me move the other day. He was telling me that his family went to Santa Barbara for the winter to stay with a couple of friends and it's actually funny because i was thinking about taking the wife and kids down there.

Eric:
.. hmm huh, sorry, what you say?

Joe:
Ah nah don't worry about it, i'm just talking out my ass

by Jose Boro February 2, 2017