Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)

"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.

by Alex Haws October 18, 2012

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giro takeaway

A cheap imitation of a takeaway Chinese meal comprising a Pot Noodle and a bag of Skips, popular amongst the unemployed and council estate tenants.

Fucking excellent Wayne, the social cheque's arrived - fancy going down Londis to buy a giro takeaway?

by Simon Poole October 8, 2003

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takeaway

take-out food from a restaurant.

let's order some chinese takeaway.

by UnlikeJason November 25, 2007

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takeaways

takeaways, also known as takeouts, fast food ect.

parent: what would you like for dinner tonight kids?
kid: can we get takeaways?

by blyth June 10, 2007

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takalah

Takalah is a girl that is beautiful and loving. With blue eyes and brown hair she is a hard person to miss. Once you become her friend she will stick with you. She may have
-Depessrion
-Anxiety
-Self doubt

But she still tried to put on a smile

Holly- That’s my bestie... Go TAKALAH!!
Classmate- I didn’t know Takalah was so awesome

by OOOOFF July 27, 2018

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Takeawait

The inevitable, exaggeratedly monotonous wait once a takeaway has been ordered where everyone gets increasingly irritable and hungry.

'I ordered that burger 45 minutes ago ... HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DO A BURGER AND CHIPS?'

...

'I WANT A BURGER!'

...

'This takeawait is killing me. I'm starving.'

by Schamael September 15, 2011

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