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taiwanese

The majority population living on the island of Taiwan. They are not only culturally different from the Han Chinese, but genetically different as well.

When the Mainland Chinese sailors, bandits, and businessmen came to the island of Taiwan 500-600 years ago, they were for the most part exclusively male.

The ones that remained on the island married the local women with genetic stock closer to the pacific islanders than the Han Chinese.

As a result, the Chinese genetic lineage began to weaken as the mixed children of these relationships had more children. The reason that Taiwanese have Chinese last names is due to the Patriarchy and Racism of Chinese colonialism. Genetically speaking, however,Taiwanese and Chinese are significantly different.
Taiwanese are sexy mofos who are genetically different from the Chinese.
by twainer August 30, 2005
mugGet the taiwanesemug.

Taiwanese Peacock

When you pour different colors of dye into a females (or males) anus then they proceed to fart and spurt out the dye resulting in a splatter of colors dripping and spraying out of his/her ass hole which resembles peacock feathers.
I was with Tayla last night and we did the Taiwanese Peacock and she gave my room a makeover.
by Johnny Spreadcheeks May 7, 2015
mugGet the Taiwanese Peacockmug.

Taiwanese hello

As seen in the YouTube video “Spoongebawb”, a Taiwanese hello is when you eat someone’s ass in public
Guy 1-Yo I just ate my girl’s ass in the middle of Central Park

Guy 2-Bro you gave her a Taiwanese hello, I respect it my man
by Iamtheman12345 December 22, 2020
mugGet the Taiwanese hellomug.

Taiwanese Parliament

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.
by Austin James April 6, 2004
mugGet the Taiwanese Parliamentmug.

Taiwanese animation

A short animated video depicting a news report, often in a humorous way. This format was popularized on Youtube by the Taiwanese animation company Next Media Animation.
Did you see that Taiwanese animation of Justin Bieber vomiting?

That Taiwanese animation of Sarah Palin shooting moose from a helicopter was so funny! LOL!
by vv007!!! October 5, 2012
mugGet the Taiwanese animationmug.

Taiwanese Dave

The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.
Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008
mugGet the Taiwanese Davemug.

Taiwanese girl

Person 1: Did you see that Taiwanese girl?

Person 2: Totally! She's so much hotter than all those white girls.
by Billy Pogrom November 7, 2011
mugGet the Taiwanese girlmug.

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