Rapey Taptastic

When an individual is so undeniably raggable, you would tap them within an inch of their life, more than likely dislocating their jaw and breaking a limb or 2 in the process, before beasting every orifice into a bloody crescendo of delight ...Who said romance was dead? Make way for the necrophilliacs

You're proper rapey taptastic; I want to taste your insides on the outside

by iBane June 18, 2011

tactastic

An object that is incredibly tacky, kitch etc but at the same time because it is so tacky that it is cool or funky.

Defined when on a trip to a homeware shop in Essen, some of the stuff was tacky, but we looked at the display with plates and cute little toy tigers and coined the phrase tactastic. The term just fitted the dancing flower she bought me.

Dancing flower, flower fairy lights.

by Shandydann June 18, 2004

tarptastic

A great or fantastic tarp

This tarp is tarptastic!

by The Deevil August 22, 2007

Taintstache

1. Having a moustache that resembles a taint.

2. Having a taint that resembles a moustache.

1.

Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.

2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?

Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.

Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.

Steve leans in for a closer look.

Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.

by yourecievethehole7 August 6, 2009

taintsicle

The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.

"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

TapTastic

1)taptasitc originated from 'tap' in the sense of sexual intercourse but as a adjective.
2)also known in a general way of saying something was/is good

1)Dang man, she was TapTastic
your just so darn TapTasitc!

2) taptastic!
that was taptastic fun

by Fishmellons December 24, 2007

Tacotastic

One who works at Taco Bell for an inordinate amount of time.

John has worked at Taco bell for six months now and is feeling tacotastic all day everyday.

by Hellcat90 December 6, 2009