Talibangelical

A Bible Belt Republican who is terrified that Muslims want to bring Sharia law to the US, yet wants to make abortions punishable by death. Wants to indoctrinate children in schools and teach creationist bullshit rather than evolution, and claims God put dinosaur fossils in the earth to test Christian faith, but they don't possess the the self awareness or critical thinking ability to understand that they actually DO want Sharia law, but with white people.

I'm so tired of seeing Talibangelicals with their posters of embryos outside Planned Parenthood, harrassing women who are there to refill their birth control.

by ZiggyStardust666 November 6, 2019

talib kweli

one of the greatest mcs that dosent talk about "bling"

"Kweli -- spruce to the tree, Bruce to the Lee
the real emcee, that your favorite rapper used to be"-Talib Kweli
"A flea could move a tree, before ya think ya movin me"-Talib Kweli

by miaboi3 June 24, 2003

Talibaptist

A conservative Christian who tries to impose their fundamentalist and often oppressive views on others.

"I hate fags," says Pat Robertson, a Bush supporter and notorious Talibaptist.

by Ras The Destroyer August 10, 2004

Talibangelist

(n.) 1) a demagogical, radical-right-wing evangelical, most often Christian, that believes that the Bible is the inerrant word of God and must therefore be taken literally.

2) a right-wing Christian shill with an internet presence, frequently associated with so called "pro family" groups that rarely help real families at all, but will make up virtually anything to get people to donate money to promote narrow interpretations of scripture and repress progressive political agendas.

3) an individual that engages in bigoted attacks based on narrow interpretations of Biblical morality under the cover of ecclesiastical authority and who usually makes false claims of victimhood when challenged.

The demonizing lies, half-truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate scientific studies were typical of a Talibangelist.

His demonizing lies, half truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate science were all typical of a talibangelist.

by David C' June 14, 2009

talib kweli

One of the illest rappers to come from the Rawkus Records family. Has released albums with Mos Def as Black Star, Hi Tek as Reflection Eternal, and as a solo artist. As a Rawkus member, he doesn't rap about bling, gangsta shit, and girls (unless it's positive). Recently got pissed when a forum member by the name of ImRickJamesBitch put a link to a bootlegged copy of his unfinished album.

kweli is ill man, cop all of his albums (specialy the black star album)

by jslice March 27, 2004

talibang

When two afghans roleplay as tailbans and scream "Allah Allah Allah" or "Allah Akhbar" as they 'explode' (orgasm).

Afghan: Have you two ever tried Talibanging?
Paki: No, why?
Taliban: I want to Talibang you now!
Afghan: Maybe you could Afghanicum inside of me?
Paki: I shall stay with my wives.
Taliban: Suit yourself. Afghanicumming sounds fun.

by Svadas December 29, 2014

Tahlia

Tahlia, she is the most beautiful, amazing, caring, loving, helpful, wonderful person you will ever meet. Tahlia has an amazing body with an even better personality to go with it, if u ever get a tahlia never let her go she is someone you need in life and definitely want, I love you tahlia

Do you have a tahlia

I need a tahlia

I need you tahlia

by Baby girl...... October 8, 2017