tagnuts

rolls of shit that hang from your shit passage that are made of crap and hair from your arse

my dogs arse

by simple simon January 20, 2004

tagnut

A total loser who follows everyone around even when they are not invited

Stop following me you fuckin tagnut.

by ItalianStallion March 23, 2003

tagnuts

Little rolled up lumps of poo, that you didn't quite manage to clear up when wiping your 'arris!

these tagnuts are a right bugger to shift!

by perry holden April 21, 2004

tagnuts

An entagled knot of hair and faeces found anywhere from the arsehole to the gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Tagnut Trivia

A form of trivia involving a small piece of pork to who is given if they answer the question correctly. The questions asked are general to everyones knowlege. The winner of the Tagnut asks they next question but is uneligable to answer it. The contestant who wins the most tagnuts is they tagnutteer of the night and has full bragging rights.

Tim(questioner)- How many hairs does Homer Simpson have on his head?
Joe- 2, they are on the top of his head.
* Joe wins the tagnut and gets to ask the next question.
Joe- I like to play Tagnut Trivia

by Tim Carson June 16, 2008