Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019

Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.

Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".

by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012

taesexual

taesexual means that your love is only for kim taehyung in this world. And you're addicted to him.

I became taesexual when I saw Kim Taehyung for the first time.
I'm addicted to Kim Taehyung so I'm taesexual.

by IAMGUCCI95 October 30, 2018

Taegeun

Not to be confused with "Teageun," Taegeun was an early 21st century surrealist spoken word poet. He was known (and widely respected among artists and gamers everywhere) for uttering early 21st century gamer parlance up into the late 2010's. (After which such terminology was widely replaced with twitch chat speak.)

Examples include terms such as: "Gg" & "ez" where the phrase would be re-uttered two to three times.

"Man did you see Teageun popping off on mercy last night?"

"Nah man, Teageun is a mercy one trick. I was watching Taegeun, he's better. He verbally abuses one tricks in Overwatch match chat."

"Oh true. Gg ez"

by DigitalNik January 24, 2019

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011

Tadeo

tadeo is a bomb funny guy any girl would be lucky to have him. if he finds a girl he really like he will do anything to make her happy. tadeos are really jealous types if they see something they don't like they will do something about sooner or later. be greatful if u have or ever had one.

your lucky to have a tadeo

by el.compa April 2, 2017

Tadeo

A stubborn yet smart individual that won't give up on life, talented in computer technology,open minded and ignorant sometimes

Son: what kind of person is that
Mom: that's a Tadeo stay away from them their strange individuals

by Uri honzenburg October 1, 2017