glossy taco

Glossy taco is a nail polish too coat and was originated by Cristine from simply nailogical

"Hey can you hand my that glossy taco?, I need to finish my nails."

by Stupid owner of sassy cat July 17, 2017

Taco bell

cheap alternative to laxatives

when you are constipated but broke get your ass to taco bell

by lazy9998 March 18, 2011

taco bell saga

A glorious song about the wonderfully cheap deliciousness that is Taco Bell, composed by a smol bean known as Tyler Joseph. "Fast food greasy taco I love, food like this could only come from above"

when I die, play Taco Bell saga at my funeral.

by The Evilest of pillows February 22, 2017

Michigan Choco Taco

After the woman takes a massive dump she wipes back to front leaving a little "extra something" on her vagina, then runs outside jumps in the snow and runs back inside so you can eat it while it's still cold. "Michigan Choco Taco"

I missed the ice cream truck yesterday so that hot girl Shawna gave me a "Michigan Choco Taco" to hold me over.

by LK411 February 27, 2021

Pee Taco

Any small, inanimate object that becomes tainted with urine.

I dropped my wallet on the floor of the public restroom. Now, it's a goddamn pee taco.

by Mojo-Johnson October 29, 2012

Greasy taco

Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato

Naughty boys looks like a greasy taco

by Mr.ballsack May 8, 2015

taco bell

What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.

I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.

by explosive poopy March 2, 2010