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The worst ads ever. They tell me I’m fat, bloated, need to ‘flush out my bowels’ have toenail fungus and am a ‘senior’ who needs a walk in bath and a load of insurance and is interested in bullshit about pregnant horses where vets call the police!!!
I hate the internet cos taboola and outbrain mess with peoples’ lives. Oh my daaaaays I haaaaaaaaate the internet!!!!!!!!!!😵💩💩💩💩💩
by Shopoholicxxx May 17, 2023
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Tabulamutendantiquaphobia

The Fear Of Old Cartoons.
This show is making my Tabulamutendantiquaphobia kick in!
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Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!
by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011
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Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
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tabular

integrated a function by use of a table
tabular integration
by schmidt snidt November 11, 2003
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tabouli

a lebanese or turkish salid containing lettuce, tommato, humis and other lumps of shit. Tastes ok in kebabs and yeeroses. Originated from china but when the chinese soldiers got captured they told the greeks the secrets about tabouli. When you eat tabouli make sure that you dont eat the humis. you can easily spot humius cuz it looks like the stuff you cough out in the morning, not phlegm, but lil yellow cubes that smells so bad
Man, i want a tabouli and kebab to go thanks. No mushrooms you gook. in some cultures people use tabouli as a sauce.
by alyxman September 12, 2006
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premature tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.
by Bergen County Bombers April 2, 2011
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