S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3

When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022

B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T.

Bouncing
Off
The
Wall
And
Non
Stop
Talking

Emily rocks my world when she is BOTWANST.

by Boyle January 21, 2004

T.W.T.M.S.

"That's What The Money Say"

T.W.T.M.S.-When You Feeling Yourself In Any Givin Moment.

by TermOcologist99 July 18, 2024

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).

Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

by mwalker April 29, 2020

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)

twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)



jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
___________________________________________

bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer

by 0mg toxic February 8, 2009

S.T.W

Smoking That Weed

She was S.T.W last night.

by bernieb13 March 10, 2010

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.

Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!

by cutwotebs March 1, 2013