tumblrsexual

An umbrella term for individuals (usually on tumblr) claiming identity with anything beside the standard gay, bi or transgendered sexual identities/orientations. Such extra labels are seemingly made up as a product of those considered to suffer from "Special Snowflake Syndrome" and are only used to garner attention.

Jimmy: Hey Marcus! How'd your date go with Linda last night?

Marcus: Utter shit. I tried complimenting her and told her she was the prettiest woman in the bar, she flips out and goes, "I'm not a woman, I'm a trigendered omnisexual who HAPPENS to be in a female body."

Jimmy: Fucking tumblrsexuals man...

by Karl Av-Ulvene June 29, 2014

butt tumbler

1. A person who not only speaks too much, but also talks about things that don't matter at all. Even if the things they talk about were important to anyone, they would be wrong.

2. Someone who argues on subjects that they have no claim of expertise on. In fact, they know nothing about it; or anything else for that matter.

3. Tom Cruise

Bill: Man, my internet sucks. I think I'm gonna switch ISPs. Anybody have any suggestions?

Tom: AOL is fantastic! Even if I didn't get internet service from them I would pay the 20 bucks a month just for the instant messenger and chat rooms and stuff!

Ted: *sigh* Tom, you are such a butt tumbler...

by Sean Hunter January 6, 2006

Rusty Tumbler

Someone who is sexually inexperienced and awkward in sexual situations.

"Last night i was at the bar and this Rusty Tumbler wouldn't leave me alone!"
"Oh Yeah? Well your girlfriend said your a Rusty Tumbler."

by PeteMerrill May 3, 2009

Brown Tumbler

When one takes a dump in one's dryer and turns it on turning it into the brown tumbler.
It's in the same category as a Upper Decker.

At a party go into the laundry room take a dump in the dryer, preferably a top load, and proceed to turn it on and do the Brown Tumbler.

by Myra Meins December 14, 2010

Rocky Mountain Tumbler

Verb: The act of sitting your balls on the top of a girl’s(or guy’s) head, then squatting down so that the balls tumble down their face.

Do you fuck with the Rocky Mountain Tumbler?

by Tr@shBagz December 20, 2018

you know what really tumbles my tambourine

same thing as you know what grinds my gears

you know what really tumbles my tambourine communism.

by smeedlle March 7, 2019

tumblresque

Something that has common attributes or attitudes with tumblr

Person 1: look i hung fairy lights in my room!
Person 2: that's so tumblr
Person 3: Ya it's Tumblresque

by Frentus_is_everywhere January 8, 2015