twildin

A combination of "tweakin" and "wildin" (wylin) which is used to call someone crazy for do something or how they're acting

"Bro did you just see her pop that pill then take 10 shots"
"Yeah dude she's twildin"

by AJturnup October 20, 2015

still a better love story than twilight

When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more

Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight

by donthate123 April 27, 2014

Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle is one of the main characters of the television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. On the show, she is portrayed as being very book smart and logical, though a bit naive and socially awkward at times. Her special talent is her incredible magical ability and her cutie mark is a six pointed star surrounded by five smaller stars.

Twilight Sparkle is largely considered the main character of the show since she was the first pony introduced to the audience and she has been in every episode since.

by Edudls May 23, 2011

Twilight failz

The many flaws in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, mainly that vampire don't exist, and even if they did, they would burn rather than sparkle in the sunlight. Oh, and the way Bella got pregnant without Edward having a hard-on. Hmm, mysterious little fucker, isn't he?

Bella: I think I'm pregnant.
Edward: No, you can't be, because I don't have a blood flow and therefore can't get a stiffy and can't knock you up, making "Breaking Dawn" pointless, as well as the rest of the series before it.
Bella: Right, I forgot how much Twilight failz.

by katiiehavokk. June 24, 2009

twilight sucks

The truth.

Person 1: Twilight sucks.
Person 2: He speaks the truth.

by Da Cynic January 23, 2009

twilight

A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.

Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...

by Stevedaculedood55 May 21, 2010

Twilicorn

Derogatory term in the Brony community used to refer to the controversial alicorn princess version of the My Little Pony character Twilight Sparkle. Alicorns are demigod-like beings in the poniverse that have both wings and a unicorn's horn, and when the show's producers decided to transform one of the show's main unicorn characters into an Alicorn Princess, a large section of the fandom did not receive it well.

Disgruntled Brony: "Twilicorn is worst pony."

by WonderboltsNumber1Fan May 5, 2013