tsimfd

This shit is mother fuckin' dope

Person 1: "I built a cool robot"
Person 2: TSIMFD

by auschase October 12, 2020

tsimpouki

Blow job in Greek. Same as pipa

Pare mou ena tsimpouki koukla mou!

by Hooly Wooly October 6, 2004

Twimom

A group of 'adults' who have children and/or are married, who are overly obsessed fans of the overrated 'Twilight' book series. They usually spend their time, neglecting their children, ie. - forgetting to feed them - and also, ruining the dazzle of another, more superior community of 'fans' who go by the name of 'twatlight(ers)'.

"Hey, that kid looks pretty down, underfed and neglected."
"Oh. His mother must be a twimom"

by twimomsdiaf June 21, 2008

Tshimologo

A beautiful smart talented person she is very smart and believes she is dumb when in fact she is very smart she will always be consconscious about her weight when she has a great body she is super beautiful and kind and smart I wish I was a tshimologo

Tshimologo is beautiful

by Anonymous...girl September 7, 2020

Tshimo

Tshimo is super hot and has the best smile in the world. He is super good in bed and has a really long d.
All the girls are in love with him.

Olivia- me and tshimo were at it all night
somer- how big was it
Olivia-LONG. it was the best.

by Olivia Emmily May 2, 2018

niggas can't swim

no fathers means no swim, even if all the watermelon and fried chicken in the world are for it.

white man : wanna go to the pool
Nigga : the fuck you know niggas can't swim
White man : even if I get you sum kfc.
Nigga : hell nah i cant swim. no nigga can swim get tf out nigga

by chink fr December 6, 2022

Black Men Can't Swim

Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.

(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)

Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.

by Creeper Jones February 10, 2010