truffle

to be cool, rad, badass, pimp, and/or perfect.

Its not right how truffle i am.

That was so truffle

by donthaveaclue April 4, 2010

Truffle

A truffle is what you get when you girlfriend or sex partner takes a massive shit 1-5 days previous of the time of intercourse. Due to the sheer enormity of the shit she doesn't wipe at all or shit anytime after the huge poo.

When you engage is anal sex you penis breaks the hard layer of un-wiped poo and continues in to the soft poo inside her rectum.

A truffle is the second degree of the Poopie Log the only difference is that the Poopie Log only has the soft poo not the hard poo.

The truffle is called a truffle because its chocolate counter part consist of hard chocolate on the outside and soft on the inside.

Dude how was Jane last night is it true she gave you a Truffle

Yea... it is the horrible she told me i would only get a poopie log but instead i got a Truffle

AWWWWWWW

by STEEL ROSE WAR July 8, 2010

truffle

A piece of shit from a woman's ass.

I cleaned her bathroom. She offered me a truffle
which I accepted con mucho gusto (with the greatest
relish).

by Jim Ference November 26, 2007

Truffle

Valid.

“I’m not feeling too good, I’m not gonna go out.”-mal
“That’s truffle.”-chloe

by Chloepepp March 5, 2022

Truffle

Slang for skedaddle

*stranger pushes someone*
Friend: You bro you better truffle out of here before somethin' bad happens.

by Orlandough June 16, 2022

Truffle Mustard

Slang for gonorrhea. Interchangeable with "the clap."

"that bitch gave me truffle mustard"

by jfef69 November 6, 2018

Truffle Tunnel

The anus; rectum

The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.

by FrozenCumNugget April 27, 2015