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trolling for scratch

The formal act of going to a bar (or another location where people may meet/interact) with the pure intention of fornicating with someone of questionable physical attributes and/or lower standards.
After being turned down by beautiful women the past 3 weekends, Tommy decided it was time to go trolling for scratch.
by Joshua_$_M December 11, 2007
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trolling for cock

Activity of targeting and seducing a meal ticket by offering sex to the unsuspecting horny toad eligible human male.
Miss SusieQ went trolling for cock and bagged a senior corporate executive 10 years her senior at the local fitness gym.
by Jimbo Creamer September 24, 2010
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Trolling for squirrel

1. To go out in search of fine ass game
2. To actively seek out hot individuals of either sex who have possibility of becoming anything within range of one night stand to long term relationship.

Squirrel:

Any individual of romantic or physical interest that one meets in a variety of situations. Squirrel can include crushes, makeout buddies, one night stands, or several boys a lady may be dating all at once.
Example A: "Let's go trolling for squirrel tonight, ladies. It's been too long since Big Mama's gotten any."
Example B: "I've got several different squirrels going on right now: Bio Class Squirrel, 21st Street Coop Squirrel, and Overseas Squirrel."
by Devon-Marie December 9, 2008
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Trolling for Dick

Trolling for Dick (abbreviated as TFD) is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."

"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."

"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"
by The Moyer April 7, 2010
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Trolling for vampires

When a girl is on her period, she is trolling for vampires.

Synonym: Riding the cotton donkey.
"You going downtown?"

"Not while my bitch-woman is trolling for vampires."
by Jesys Chryst July 1, 2005
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Trolling for Slizz

This refers to a person who is wheeling with bottom of the barrel standards. The phrase refers to "Trolling" as when fishing, when one tries to catch bottom feeders by running a lure along the bottom of the lake. The "Slizz" part represents the scum that one will inevitably catch when wheeling with such low standards.
1. Damn, Luke hasn't gotten a chick in weeks. He's just trolling for slizz right now

2. Hey guys, let's hit the club and go trolling for some slizz!
by Ontario41 September 13, 2011
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trolling for gays

This happens when someone, generally male, has their fly unzipped.
by Will Hough November 10, 2008
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