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TOTF (Too Old To Fuck)

Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.
Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.
by bigsoprano November 29, 2009
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TOGTFO

An acronym for 'Tits Or Get The Fuck Out'.
You will probably be asked this in Internet forums.
It usually will not matter whether or not you are a female.
Popularized by 'Sticky' of Sickipedia fame.
Man/Woman; Hi guys :)
Man/Woman; TOGTFO
by SexyGinge September 14, 2009
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Togfolk

Norwegian word for "train people." A word to describe people who should have been on the train to the extermination camps instead of the actual Jews. A shitty person who deserves what's coming to him. A person who'd most likely make life worse for you or anyone else.
- "These two fellas, stole my phone and pissed in my shower. Then they stole the money I had laying around."
- "Pfft. Togfolk."
by CycoVision January 5, 2018
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TTGFD

Fuck this shit it's TTGFD
by Munchrow March 28, 2011
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TTGF

TTGF stands for 'trying to get fucked". applies mainly to girls who are being extremely obvious about wanting someone to approach her. While some guys may not mind, it severely annoys other females.
"Whoa, did you see that girl that just walked in? Shes totally TTGF. I can see her thong AND bra. How obnoxious."
by whitegirlmob August 29, 2011
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tdtgf

"Do you know what you did last night?"
- no, i was tdtgf
by joshua_r November 27, 2012
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Torgfaced

The feeling one gets after receiving a Alabama hot pocket while drunk while being gang raped by 5 or more transvestite midgets.
Yooo Mike man did you see all those midgets last night?? Oh man you were totally Torgfaced
by Drejizwouhn October 16, 2008
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