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Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006
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torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.
Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!
by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021
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Meat Torpedo

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.
by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009
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Tennessee Torpedo

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina
She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo
by nu88y December 10, 2012
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blumpkin torpedo

a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.
Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.
by MorningsidePlaya January 20, 2011
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Torpedo tube

Slang for vagina, typically used by members of the USMC
"where were you born?"
"a torpedo tube"
by shithead mcpee July 27, 2020
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Toremori

The royal OTP of BGYO, BGYO's main vocalists, towemowi's happiness
My main BGYO ship is toremori
by OverlordAkira May 27, 2021
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