TOPPING
TOPPING by Ashley Pattillo January 1, 2008
topping
When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system
Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him
Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him
Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper
topping by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018
Topping
Topping by Such Gadget April 6, 2017
Topping
The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.
I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!
Topping by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025
Topping up the myki
“Have you seen Gabs”
“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”
“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”
Topping up the myki by JaxCrackers June 5, 2018
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