tofudabeest

The animal that bred and harvested specifically to feed humans with Tofu.

Whodat killed the tofudabeest and returned to his cave with 1 years worth of tofu.

by stinky60 December 4, 2007

TOTD

Tweet Of The Day, usually hash tagged in a retweet as #TOTD if the tweeter feels that the tweet has potential to be the tweet of the day.

The top tweet is, "Do what you have to do, in order to do what you want to do #TOTD".

by YeahIRideSolo October 4, 2011

tortdog

A dog that bites; a litigator; also used to describe a strong-willed person or someone who is willing to make an argument; derived from the word "tort," which law defines as a wrong act committed.

That guy sure acts like a tortdog.

by Paul Masters December 23, 2006

Toft master

Someone who has gained the competence to achieve 100% on the toft exercise and can now go by the name, 'toft master'

I dont think you should touch that, you should leave it to the toft master...

by joe meek October 5, 2010

Toft's Ice Cream

The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.

"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"

"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"

by OhioGorl February 22, 2022

Tofty

To be good or to do a good thing

"He seems nice"
"Yeah he's a tofty bloke"

"That sandwich was tasty"
"Yeah this is a tofty place"

by prof.tofty July 14, 2013

Toftoise

A toftoise is a smart guy who likes to make puns. Also a typo for tortoise.

Guy 1: Hurry up dude you're such a toftoise
Guy 2: Toftoise 💀

by Leoner March 19, 2022