If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!
I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?
I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?
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When having sex with your partner and your toe catches them up the ass and it leaves a poo mark on your toe.
by Houseylady May 19, 2018
Get the toffee toe mug.A word invented by the now-defunct Looking Glass Studios, used as a slang term in their 'First-Person Sneaker' release, Thief: The Dark Project (So named because of the games engine, which is simply called 'Dark' because of it's innovative use of light and darkness in gameplay.)
Taffer, insofar as the game environment is defined--is a bastardization of the word 'Trickster', a pagan deity with druidic tendencies. Much in the same way that the interjection 'Geez' in our English language is a bastardization of 'Jesus', the Christo-Catholic Messiah.
No direct denotation is given to the word 'Taffer', but from it's use, we can take it to be synonymous with many different nouns depending on how it's used. It can also be used as a verb:
Thief, Fool, Jerk, Joker, etc.
Taffer, insofar as the game environment is defined--is a bastardization of the word 'Trickster', a pagan deity with druidic tendencies. Much in the same way that the interjection 'Geez' in our English language is a bastardization of 'Jesus', the Christo-Catholic Messiah.
No direct denotation is given to the word 'Taffer', but from it's use, we can take it to be synonymous with many different nouns depending on how it's used. It can also be used as a verb:
Thief, Fool, Jerk, Joker, etc.
Noun(1): "Give that back this instant, you taffer!"
Verb(1): "Quit taffing around!"
Verb(2): "You mean he managed to fit -both- his hands up his gaping asshole?! You're taffing me!"
Verb(1): "Quit taffing around!"
Verb(2): "You mean he managed to fit -both- his hands up his gaping asshole?! You're taffing me!"
by Ashtar the Fox March 22, 2003
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A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.
A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.
Mom: Anyone hungry from a long day at school?
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!
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