Tof

Small Indian boy with little to no friends. Enjoys collecting baseball cards and has a phobia of grass.

Yo I saw Tof the other day

by Butt.Muncher.().171 October 20, 2021

toffing

v. The act of making fun of and degrading other people who can only afford ramen noodles and a 6 pack of mini cokes as their daily meal.

Guy 1: I was toffing this one guy yesterday for not having a fidget spinner when he said he had to pay for food to live.
Guy 2: You're a real faggot you know?

by Straight Trash May 27, 2017

ToF

abbreviation of Tides of Fire

An alliance that completely sucks ass in a game often called PA.
If addmitting to be a member of this alliance u are frequently call a n00b and various other abusive names.

guy1. Im in ToF aint i great.

guy2. OMGWTFROFLMAO you n00b, u are such a lam3r, you blow goats ToF suck ass!

by Lord Brem April 24, 2005

Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

k-tof

1. An attractive amradillo.
2. spikey patch of chin hair.
3. beaded orange shoes.

1. The k-tof is a land dweller and can often be found cuddling with a disrespectful habeeb.
2. Despite his horrible K-tof, cletus remained unabashed and persisted to shake his groove thang.
3.DAMN foo! I be boutsta' bust a cap up yo ass if ya dont be given me dos k-tofs biatch.

by thats hot December 9, 2004

mini tof

a person who eats a lot and is Tons Of Fun, but very skinny.

Erica is a mini tof compared to the real tof.

by p0odz April 19, 2007

tof reknin day

When you mean to type "to freakin' day" but your hands mistype.

Also used as an exclamation like "Top o'the mornin to ya!"

Tof Reknin Day to ya!

"I want my paycheck TO FREAKIN' DAY" but it turns out "TOF REKNIN' DAY"

by Castaspella November 8, 2004