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Time Bomb 

The act of rolling a sploofer( joint with tobacco ) then putting it into a bowl pice and surrounding it with more weed to keep it standing up. The you light the joint and rip it from the bong and wait til it gets to the weed then it will spark a fresh bowl at the bottom.
zach: "hey trynna burn"
alex: " yeah dude lets time bomb out of my new bong "
zach: " for sure dude lets do it"
Time Bomb by janetteoakleyV11 February 24, 2010

time bomb 

When a Man is so turned on that he knows as soon as his woman performs oral sex on him, it will be a quick and harsh orgasim in her mouth. Most of the time she is unaware that this is going to happen, and you give her no heads-up.
"damn, im so turned on, oh shit she started sucking my dick, its a time bomb now"
time bomb by d_RED_R November 5, 2006

Time Bomb 

Obscure drinking game which originated in New York City's East Village. The players must take a piece of cotton candy (preferably Charms' "Fluffy Stuff") and dip it in whiskey and put it in their mouths before the candy dissolves. The goal is not to grimace once your body recognizes that what you just put in your mouth is disgusting.
The chant goes as follows:
-"Time bomb... time bomb..." as the player descends the candy towards the whisky
-"tic,tic,tic,tic,tic,tic..." when the candy is dipped in the whisky and until...
-"BOOM!" when the player eventually makes a face because of the horrendous taste in his/her mouth.

If the player does not grimace after fully swallowing the candy, he/she is named reigning queen/king. Be careful, however, of 'repressing your booms' as this will lead to greater future booms.

'Super Time Bomb' is played without the help of hands. If the player drops the candy in the whiskey, he/she must "suffer the repercussions" and drink the whiskey.
"Time Bomb is like communion, only instead of eating the body of Christ or drinking his blood, you're eating his knuckle hair"
Time Bomb by TimeBombExpert May 1, 2010

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A deposit of cum that seeps out of a condom that has mistakenly slipped off your dick during sex and is subsequently left inside your chick's vagina after you nut and pull out. The fuse is lit as soon as you realize that when you pulled your prick out, the dirty rubber was no longer attached (usually because the chick squeezed it off in ecstasy or you went soft). Exhibits an unfortunately long fuse, lasting anywhere from less than a week to a full 28 days or, if the bomb is armed, 9 months, at which time the bomb drops and your life as a partying slutting beer guzzling college faking frat boy/girl comes to an abrupt end. Next time keep your prick hard and grab the rubber before you cum. Or just do it in the ass.
Dude #1: "Bro I saw you walking home with (e.g. Monica) last night man, she was soooo drunk. You hit that shit nasty?"
Dude #2: "Man, yeah, but no fucking joke. I dropped a time bomb in her."
Dude #1: (solemnly) "Shit. Shit man. Shit."
Dude #2: "Yeah, shit. I knew I should have put it in her ass."
time bomb by ucfryan November 7, 2006

time bomb 

When you see an ugly ass chick walking around at a party and hanging on anything she can find (men). Its only a fucking matter of time before the time bomb explodes on somebody because they are sooooo hammered themselves. Then the victim (male) hooks up with a disgusting fucking chick and hates his life for at least 2 weeks.
Bro 1: Dude look at that time bomb walking around, luckily I dodged her

Bro 2: Holy shit Jimmy is just set off the detonator, and now that time bomb just exploded all over him.....he is fucked...lets take a picture and put it on facebook!!!
time bomb by duckfacehater#1 September 20, 2010

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The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.
Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.
time bomb by crookedrose June 2, 2008