The Moose Jaw

The fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady's ears (picture: antlers). While simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.

Captain delton said to his friends, "the first mate and I gave her the moose jaw last night."

by delton1010 October 6, 2010

The Moose is Loose

The act of rubbing your Moose Knuckle on unsuspecting friends.

Damn! He just walked up behind them and rubbed his Moose Knuckle on em!!! The Moose is Loose!!

by Sneaky Hal March 13, 2011

The Moose Preserve

The Moose Preserve is the best sports bar in Michigan surrounded by the extremely affluent communities of Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham. Don't let the wealth and prestige of the area fool you; the "Moose" still has the care-free, bar-and-grill feel, and has bumper stickers available that say "We Eat Our Roadkill." The Moose is a great place to go after winning a football game or maybe to watch a football game on the multiple big screens all over the restaurant. The staff and manager are extremely welcoming and relaxed and tolerant of all you drunk idiots who love food and a great game of pool.

Jeff: hey wanna get the guys and go to The Moose Preserve and watch the game?

Mark: yeah man that sounds great. Let's get the camp nacho and buffalo wings!

by moosepreservelover May 24, 2009

Sharing the Moose

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009

Ride the Moose

To have intimate relations with a rather large and ugly woman while being completely aware of just how large and ugly the woman actually is.

You know, after being with so many attractive girls you sometimes just get that urge to ride the moose

by Kevin "The Magician" S. May 19, 2008

it's all about the moose

"It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the logo for Abercrombie. If it weren't for the moose, no one would give a shit. The moose is all that counts.

Girl #1: Hey did you get anything when you went shopping yesterday?

Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..

Girl #1: Oh..

Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?

Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.

..............

WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?

Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.

Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!

Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!

by runchi December 9, 2008

Who's the Moose?

When railing a cum dumpster from behind while an accomplice romantically fucks her mouth, begin rhythmically chanting "WHO'S THE MOOSE?!" while butting heads repeatedly above aforementioned skank until a member is unable to continue. The winner is deemed the Nemeth or King Moose.

After a heavy night of drinking Jon and Kyle engaged in ploughing a troll. Then commenced the game of WHO'S THE MOOSE?! After several concussive blasts Jon woozily staggered into a wall and collapsed. Kyle was then crowned Nemeth, the King Moose.

by J.K. Monjora August 9, 2010