Genital-Thunderstorm

The act of rapidly assualting your sexual partner with your testicals, usually during a very rough period of sexual activity.

Sue : Hey Carrie, what happened to your face!?!
Carrie : Just between you and me, Bill gave me a Genital-Thunderstorm when I wasn't expecting it last night.
Sue : You have to watch out for those!

by Thoriail July 31, 2013

Jersey Thunderstorm

the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.

Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."

Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."

Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."

by kamikazeproject November 27, 2009

Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.

Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.

by Cardog November 12, 2007

dry thunderstorm

A dry thunderstorm is a thunderstorm which produces only lightning and thunder. A dry thunderstorm produces no rain or other precipitation.

A lot of wildfires are started by dry thunderstorms.

by Mason Eckhart February 8, 2010

Golden Thunderstorm

The act of 5 or more guys urinating on a person from an elevated area while stomping their feet.

I Found it weird that the rainstorm last night was quite warm. But then I looked up, and surprise to me, it was a classic golden thunderstorm.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Personal Thunderstorm

1. When someone is so upset that they rant and rave like a transient storm of lightning and thunder.

2. A sudden violent outburst of displeasure.

Lisa: What's wrong with Tom?

Carl: I don't know. Every time something goes wrong that douche breaks out a personal thunderstorm.

by Lele99 April 20, 2009

Tooele Thunderstorm

Like a storm from Tooele,east of salt lake, in which gas is passed in the midst of a blow job.

I Tooele Thunderstormed that bitch last night before she bit my shit!

by smoove F May 22, 2010