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Thousand Mile Stare

To stare blankly while deeply in thought as if you were looking a thousand miles away.
Usually brought on by a stressful event or situation, causing one to block out their surroundings and stare off into nothing.

To Space out or Daydream

Also called the 1000 Yard Stare
"Look at Billy and that Thousand Mile Stare he's locked in - It's a shame he lost his friend in battle."
by AnT-TonY S. August 5, 2008
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THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN

A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.

Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.
Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."

Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"
by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005
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thousand foot krutch

Thousand Foot Krutch is a Christian Rock band from Canada. Formed in high school, the current members include Trevor McNevan, Steve Augustine and Joel Bruyere.
Thousand Foot Krutch rocks face. I love their new CD!
by your mom's anarchy March 31, 2008
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Thousand Elves

A nick name for menthol powder, such as Gold Bond Powder, when applied to your scrotum. Once the menthol kicks in, it has been said the cooling tingling feeling feels like, "a thousand little elves gently blowing on your nuts."
Nick: Damn it's hot outside. I'm friggin melting...

Steve: That's why I always use the Thousand Elves! The forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of AWESOME!
by CaptainSteve September 11, 2009
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Thousand Miles

A song written and sung by Vanessa Carlson. Its is done on the piano and is an amazing, pretty, wonderful song that deserves 100 awards.
If I could fall

Into the sky

Do you think time

Would pass me by

'Cause you know I'd walk

A thousand miles

If I could

Just see you

Tonight
by Thousand mile fan December 26, 2009
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Thousand Dart Theory

The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.
Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."
by Arid_ February 17, 2009
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Thousand Oaks

A safe town with tons of kids. Expensive, but most people there are nice. It's quiet, but bored, but it's somewhat close to LA, so you can visit fun places while still living in a safe area. There are some snobs, but mostly nice people.
You live in Thousand Oaks? Seems boring, but at least it's safe.
by DEADINSIDE666 February 14, 2017
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