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leave the yard

To write or say something particularly tasteless, offensive or out-of-touch without even realizing it. Originates from Deadspin's coverage of sports columnist Mark Whicker's piece about the wacky things that happened in the sports world while recently-found kidnapping victim Jaycee Dugard spent 18 years living in a shed.

Whicker signed off the piece with two of the worst sentences ever written: "Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard."
- Did you read that Bill Simmons column comparing Tiger Woods' sex scandal to Muhammad Ali refusing to fight in Vietnam?

- Yeah, he really did leave the yard on that one.
by leitchleech March 4, 2010
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Bitches In The Yard

Descriptive Noun. The state of having so many bitches, haters, or douchebags following oneself at all times that they begin to accumulate in one's yard.
Person A: Jesus Christ, dude. That's a whole lot of haters following you around lately.

Person B: I know, man. (sighs) Bitches in the yard, bitches in the yard.
by EamonsGotJokes September 21, 2011
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My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

A line from the song Milkshake by Kelis. (The song was remade by Goodnight Nurse, who made it considerably better and funnier.) Basically, the "milkshake" stands for the woman's sex appeal. When she says, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," it means she attracts all the guys in the area just by appearing there.
Girl 1: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Guy 1: *to Girl 2* It's better than yours.
Girl 1: *to Girl 2* Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
by that-spooky-kid November 3, 2010
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Put it in the yard

Hey man it's all good just put it in the yard, we're still good.
by Ramos86j November 7, 2017
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Stomp the Yard

Yo Fat! Im gana stomp the yard on your bitch ass.
by Derkaderka019 May 15, 2010
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brings all the boys to the yard

a colloquialism that indicates the irresistability of something and as such people will come to experience it.
Her pole dancing is so hot it brings all the boys to the yard.

Or as Kelis has rapped, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life Is better than yours, damn right is better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."
by Jer-Cat December 26, 2005
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Stomp the Yard

To dominate a Step Competition by clapping, stomping, and making noise on the body to make a beat with a whole group of people. Mostly with Black Sor. and Frats.
Delta Sigma Theta will Stomp the Yard better than anyone else and win the Step Competition.
by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008
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