The Rifle Tower

America's answer to France's Eiffel Tower, our national phallus. Unlike the Eiffel, this monument to cultural pride is fluid in its location, arising in Newtown, El Paso, Parkland, Orlando, Las Vegas and who-knows-where next, making it easy for foreign tourists to get a taste of our country's zest for a liberty that shall not be infringed.

Jacques, he send me une Carte Postale from Etats Unis, photo only of guy in a cap rouge, Making America Great, holding straight up, his erection shape like AR-15, The Rifle Tower. From cold dead fingers we will take it? Non merci. Mon Dieu.

by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2019

the Sniper rifle

This is a take on the rusty trombone.....

The chick grabs your shaft like the barrel of a sniper rifle, she grabs your nuts like its the trigger handle of said sniper rifle and she then puts her eye over (into) your brown eye like the scope on a sniper rifle.

Props to joe R

That chick was a sick fuck...she started out giving me a rusty trombone and before I know it she pulled the sniper rifle on me.

by Joe-Joe R January 2, 2009

Polishing the yogurt rifle

To masturbate. The yogurt rifle represents your penis, and to polish it means to stroke it.

Therapist: "What brings you to my office today?"
Donald Trump: "I like polishing the yogurt rifle to skibidi toilet"
Therapist: "Ts gonna be a long session.. 🕴"

by undecillion March 25, 2026

The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

The Middleburg Long Rifle

When a guy bends over and his woman grips his gear from underneath, with 3 finger around his satchel and her index finger on his wang and her thumb is pressed on his brown eye. When she pulls her index finger a pull like a trigger hew shouts "pew,pew,pew!"

Sophie used Jack like the middleburg long rifle.

by Leonard Jones February 28, 2026

The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016