Promise is so cute and funny is shit.
by Promiseeee June 18, 2018

by diZ iZ lANii :-] May 9, 2009

Basically, its a new way of lying. Mainly used by guys who want girls to get off their backs. Also see lies
Boy:I will always love you.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.
Two weeks later -
Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.
Two weeks later -
Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.
by !emoXvampire! June 8, 2009

An empty commitment made by a corporation for marketing purposes. Unlike a warranty or a guarantee, a promise is unenforceable, giving customers zero recourse value. Because a promise takes power away from consumers, many corporations are switching from guarantees to promises. This allows them to make bolder statements without the risk of being held accountable.
by PawzUK1 November 30, 2013

Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.
by Aqurala April 6, 2010

Something that people make so that they can be broken. A promise is like a heart, if it's given out easily, it's broken easily. A promise is a word which is misconceived, it is meant to build trust between people when really it does the complete opposite. Promises should never be made for they are always broken.
by ShannOU November 1, 2010

A song Emma Blackery wrote in 2013 and now hates. People would only talk about The Promise and she feels like it's not her best song. There's a video on Vloggery explaining why she doesn't like it anymore called "I grew to hate my own song."
by brovinki June 10, 2018
