the mummy 

When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.

I gave that bitch the mummy last night, it was funny shit, yo!

the mummy by Ryan July 15, 2004

the mummy 

To wrap a U-shaped public toilet seat with toilet paper when toilet seat covers are unavailable. An alternative to laying toilet paper on the seat prior to taking a crap, with the added benefit of not sticking to your ass when you get up.

Yeah, I had to take a crap in the train station today. The seat was gross, but I gave it the mummy before I sat down.

the mummy by ManchVegasMan September 8, 2011

The Mummy 

When u fuck a chick doggystyle and wrap her long hair around her face and lift her off the ground...she will then reach out to touch the ground making motions like a mummy with her face wraped up.

The Mummy by gaijin August 27, 2003

the mummy 

When you poop is someones bathtub during a party. You wrap the feces in toilet paper and have to dispose of it in their garbage disposal during the party and get rid of it with out anyone noticing.

I was pooping in the bath tub. I then wrapped the mummy up and tried to sneak it past everyone at a party. They kept complaining of the smell and I blamed it on I stepped in crap. I then had to sprint to the garbage disposal and shoved my shame into the disposal unit only to find it inoperative. Most awkward party ever.

the mummy by Mummyline January 16, 2011

The Mummy 

When you wrap a girl in bed sheets and fuck her mouth while she makes mummy sounds.

Hey man, my girlfriend and I tried the mummy and afterwards she threw up for almost 3 hours!

The Mummy by ShinSplinter December 11, 2012

The mummy 

When a man wraps another man or woman in plastic wrap waits for a min then pops a breather hole where the mouth is and the puts a hole where the ass hole is and then fucks him out her in the ass

My lover wanted me to do the mummy to her/him

The mummy by Ydoctnarg666 August 21, 2022

The Mummy Returns 

Just as good as the first and you know it.

Alex: Dude, I watched the Mummy Returns, and it blew!
*bitch slap*
Well, it wasn't that bad...

The Mummy Returns by Eljay April 3, 2005