squirt the llama

making a girl squirt like how a llama spits

Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.

by Buddha™ May 19, 2015

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

shave the llama

to shave one's genital area, esp. female

wow, damn man, she shaved her llama last night!

by cd999 March 3, 2003

Wally the llama

Born in NYC, but came to Melbourne, Wally is a legend among llamas world wide. He is a quarter Aussie, American, Dutch and German.

Wally the llama is having fun in Melbourne

by DutchPrince December 29, 2008

bob the llama

Bob the llama is great can assure when you accosiate with Bob the llama

Bob the llama is Bob the llama

by Uhhhhhh2121 June 18, 2018

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

lump the llama

To assault the nerdy person. To physically beat the weakest or most outcast person.

The party was boring, so the local jocks lump the llama.

by Wild Bengal January 3, 2009