beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

Rubbing the lamp

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

by Lynialyn January 13, 2020

Larry the lamp

It's an drunk lamp from DHMIS ( Dont Hug Me I'm Scared ) that make an yellow guy drown in oil

Larry the lamp: somebody an bad dream
Yellow Guy: *scared noises and sinking into the oil*
Larry the lamp: *keeps repeating*
Yellow Guy: *screaming and drowns in oil*

by Orangedefinitely August 13, 2021

Jerry the lamp builder

Jerry The Lamp Builder

Jerry The Lamp Builder Builder of the One Direction Lamp. built to honor the boy band One Direction by a simple from New York

Featured on good morning America, People.com

by Jerry the lamp builder November 6, 2021

broke the lamp

When nothing shines brighter than you,

Lookin so good, broke the lamp.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

Rub the Magic Lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.

When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.

by Writing Stuff Here March 9, 2016

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble August 1, 2005