by Danicus13 January 11, 2009

French electronic duo, the next daft punk. Mainly known for the song "D.A.N.C.E." on their debut album, Cross. Incredible talent and a unique sound, two great performers. One of the guys, Gaspard, tends to not do much except smoke marb lights and pass joints on stage, while the other, Xavier, is always runnin' shit. If you ever see them live you will understand.
hipster 1: "yo did you see Justice at webster hall?"
hipster 2: "best fuckin show of my life, when xavier stood up on the speakers and gave us the cross symbol I nearly shat myself."
hipster 2: "best fuckin show of my life, when xavier stood up on the speakers and gave us the cross symbol I nearly shat myself."
by putin de merde May 1, 2009

The measure of the justice.
The justicity of the punishment was high.
by B. R. Johnson September 23, 2007

A justice is a misunderstood girl. A justice is usually a very strong and fierce girl who is often times feared because she can be intimidating or people just don't understand her. But Justices are very nice though just as long as you stay on her good side but if you get on her bad side she will whoop your ass.
by Access denied October 4, 2021

by BONELES_PIZZA October 26, 2017

Something only people who can afford it ever get. This generally involves lawyers in court playing word games and generally twisting everything the accused/victim/witness says. That's assuming the case even reaches court. Thanks to the Con party, the UK legal system is burdened down by the CPS (that's Criminal Protection Service) who tie the police up with red tape, give them countless pointless forms to fill in and generally make sure as few cases as possible reach court.
Mother: "It's about time you stopped believing in Father Christmas, the Tooth Fairy, fairies at the bottom of the garden and monsters under the bed".
Son: "But they're all real!"
Mother: "And then there's justice".
Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.
Son: "But they're all real!"
Mother: "And then there's justice".
Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.
by Stormsworder November 23, 2006

(Chris) Three hotties are coming over tonight for drinks.
(Ryan) That is total justice!
(Kyle) Sorry guys, I can't hang out tonight, I have to finish working on the basement.
(Chris) Not justice.
(Ryan) That is total justice!
(Kyle) Sorry guys, I can't hang out tonight, I have to finish working on the basement.
(Chris) Not justice.
by C-H-R-I-S May 20, 2008
