harrassing the giraffe

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.

Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.

by stfuwtsx3 January 8, 2010

Explain the Giraffe

To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.

Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob

-CF, The LLS-

Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.

by intricatus July 27, 2010

Jeffery the Giraffe

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.

Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease March 17, 2021

climb the giraffe

Giving a handjob to a guy with a long penis.

She got one look at it and said " sorry, i only climb the giraffe."

by dbag9001 June 18, 2014

Skinning the giraffe

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.

"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"

by crazyy hoeee monger January 3, 2008

michael the giraffe

the coolest giraffe of all giraffes. Usually fun, playful, and very smart.He stands out as the coolest giraffe

OMG look it's Michael The Giraffe.
Isn't he so cool

by Cool4Dayz December 23, 2018

pet the giraffe

Slang for Male Masturbation

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."
Person 2"dude i dont want to know"

by Ur mom watches u June 11, 2006