A purple man with a nut-sack chin that loves collecting rocks. He also loves adopting random children after murdering their family.
by Stutter Butter April 11, 2019
An Insurance company that Makes every thing 50% off in the snap of a finger! you want 50% less Life in the Universe? Thanos insurance.
Thanos that Universe
by Ultra Instinct Sans February 15, 2019
Thanos looks like a decaying prune.
by TheUltimateGod4 July 26, 2018
Thanos is coming
by Apollo with one L September 22, 2018
by CrappinHeckinChecker May 25, 2018
While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.
"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"
"Well you could always do the thanos"
"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"
"Well you could always do the thanos"
"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"
by Testicular cancer is no joke February 15, 2019
A big purple raisin that has nothing better to do than throw his adopted grape off a cliff. It collects rocks and destroys half the life saying it was “mercy”
by Killerlead1 February 19, 2019