tutle

1)the awesome way of saying turtle
2)used by a little kid that was actually a zombie...he likes tutles....

I LIKE TUTLES!!!

by tutle_lover August 16, 2011

Trutlicks

Trutlicks are eight legged venomous invertebrates belonging to the class Arachnida. They are related to spiders, mites, ticks, and harvestmen as well as other members of the Arachnida class. They possess extended sharp front teeth, which they use to attack their prey. (the sting.) Trutlicks are only found in the Sahara desert in the shade of the Cactus! Trutlicks have a sweet tooth for jelly beans!

When I went into the jelly bean jar I was attacked by a couple of Trutlicks.

by John Sumpter February 25, 2008

tfuto

Acronym: stands for too fucked up to operate

Usuall a person in this state is throwing up, passed out, or soon to be passed out. Results from consuming large amounts of alcohol or marijuanna.

Common side effects include regret and peeing on ones self.

Guy 1: Where is Tim?
Guy 2: Oh, he's over on the couch. He hit that bong 3 times after doing ten shots. He isn't going to acomplish anything for at least twelve hours. He is tfuto.

by OleMissFratStar March 28, 2010

TFTL

Thanks For The Laugh

Used when someone does something insanely stupid, and it makes you laugh.

A: "How do you put a NDS game in a Nintendo DS?"
B: "Seriously..."
A: "Yes, I'm clueless"
B: "TFTL"

by YGM23 December 28, 2009

Trutles

When an idiot doesn’t realize their typo after writing “turtles”

Mike: Did you see those sea trutles?
Mimi: You mean turtles, dumbass.

by JelloShot23 January 26, 2019

TFTL

Short for Thanks For The Like. Commonly used on social networking sites like Facebook.

Hey man, TFTL

by Lewor aka Nitsubi June 22, 2011

TUTL

An abbreviation standing for "To Ugly To Love."

Guy 1: Did you seem him?
Guy 2: I did; what's wrong with him?
Guy 1: That there is a man that is TUTL

by Shy Mind Couch October 5, 2009