fernando teves

to act as a total tool but also able to bo a badass bro while still banging all the girls in sight.

dude that fernando teves got 3 girls in one night.

by jakXIII January 10, 2012

Teves

a stupid guy who thinks he is intelligent but we all know that he is stupid.

Hey, look at that guy. He sure is a Teves

by weynard August 27, 2019

Teves Bills

are legislations that are utterly stupid and irrelevant to societal needs. These are usually authored by bootlicking, shameless traditional politicians. (noun) See: PH anti-ghosting bill; PH airport renaming bill

Shameless and corrupt politicians will author Teves Bills just to please their stealing allies.

by modernongkatipunera August 18, 2022

Teves

A stupid bitch who usually has a strange fetish with granny pussy.

Ay bro keep clear of that dude. Tyrone said he is a Teves.

by Dont be a Teves February 02, 2022

Teve

A guy named Steve but acts so stupid he is not worthy of having the first letter pronounced with his name. A disrespectful way of letting a guy named Steve know you dont care his his name is pronounced.

Why don’t you stop pissing on peoples couches and Have another drink Teve!

by Dicktits69 December 25, 2021

Teve

Scottish brain rot. Who is Teve? Only two people know. And the rest want to know.

I’m tired of this Teve. Well that’s too Damn bad.

by SweetsBunny June 30, 2025