Terracotta Pie

a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving

*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie

In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"

You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"

In-laws-"whats it called?"

You-"Terracotta Pie"

by RedHorse June 16, 2009

Terracotta Seizure.

The Random Spasming of Random Letters. Usually over the internet, Sometimes in real life.

Hello!
What's Up?
fgnekovmerverk.

Oh my. Not another Terracotta Seizure.

by Ohaiguysit'sGlee. April 5, 2011

Terracotta Pie

A mixture of human excrement and semen which oozes from the anal sphincter due to its colloidal consistency. Terracotta pies can be performed on wither males or females and are especially pleasant when the liquid bubbles from the anal crevice.

Dude, i just gave this bitch a terracotta pie and she bubbled out some brown goo which i then snowballed back into her mouth!

by Da Buddha July 2, 2007

terracotta tile roof

A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.

My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.

by Opieman20XX October 5, 2020

White terracotta

Noun
A person with fake tan who got semen all over themselves.

Person 1: I turned your mother into white terracotta last night.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by WizardFrogge February 7, 2022

Pink Terracotta Heed

An oddly square head shaped man with a pink face and blonde, yellow carpet looking hair. Smells of hazlet and onions.

Yuck! That smell must be pink terracotta heed.

by SecretAnonymous They/ Them October 31, 2023

terracotta tart

a term coined to describe a woman who blatantly applies excessive amounts of fake tan;

to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;

generally found to be of low self esteem, and thus more likely to be easy.

check out that terracotta tart! little too much fake tan i reckon.

by yourmatebrian January 22, 2014