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The nickname for the BEST Chinese buffet in West Michigan where many fat men dine solo with a book, enjoying hours of Chinese food and a full sushi bar, with the option of an IMAX movie at Celebration Cinema or watch annoying sing and chant while making you overpriced ice cream at ColdStone across the street.
"Hey Mitch, you in for some Tens today?"

"I usually juice my pec's on Tuesdays, but Tens? Fudge it; I'm in!"
Tens by ILoveSushi July 9, 2009
Related Words
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There are 10 digits in an American mobile number so you would use this phrase to indicate you want/giving your number out
“I’ll pass you my tens”
Can I have your tens?i want to take u out
Tens by Noellia February 13, 2020
A word commonly used by roadmen to describe the quantity of cannabis they wish to purchase from their dealer.
Yo g sort me a tens
tens by Craydox420 January 20, 2022
Years Between 10 and 19

Also called adolescence
Tens by 459395 March 9, 2022
Sza's new album is so good its time to give her her tens
Tens by certifiedhatinglovergirl December 31, 2022

Tens Across The Board 

The act of getting "all 10's" from the judges. The perfect score in a beauty pageant, sporting event, or other judged competition. Being the fiercest queen. The ultimate kiki. Popularized in the film "Paris Is Burning" / 1980's NYC "voguing balls".
Brenda Extravaganza is giving you ghetto realness. 10. 10. 10. 10. Tens across the board!