Telefornication

This is basically just Phone Sex.

I'm busy now, can't take part in the telefornication.

by Distributor May 29, 2020

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

teleboning

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

telefunken

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;

"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"

by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006

Telebone

The act of participating in phone sex.

I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?

by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007

telecon

A shortened version of "teleconference" or "telephone conversation". Ususally spoken by corporate drones trying to sound cool. May be accompanied by a Microsoft Netmeeting or WebEx visual presentation made in PowerPoint.

Mitch: Jody, set up a telecon and WebEx with the team. We're going to pick some low-hanging fruit.
Jody: Ok, I'll shoot you an e-mail with the deets.

by kneb July 26, 2006

Telebone

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016