teekers

A majestic feline, often with a floofy tail and a mane.

I’d like to introduce you to my teekers, Deebo. Don’t pet him for too long or he will bite you.

by Fleabo February 3, 2023

Filthy Teeter

A very dirty vagina. It smells terrible and keeps many guys away unless if they want diseases.... lots of diseases.... crabs.... aids.... ganaria.... super aids

I can't believe Joe slept with her she had a Filthy Teeter he should definitely get checked at the free clinic.

by x8MikeHunt69x April 13, 2009

Texas Teepee

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

Teenering

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

by MBent January 6, 2013

[teele]

a thing of beauty.
someone who adds a sparkle to even your worst day!
as tasty as a pack of minstrels!!:o)

i was having the worst day, but then i meet teele.

by galaxy5656565 February 5, 2009

teevee

TV spelled out phonetically. Used by morons who apparently aren't aware that TV isn't a word, it's an abbreviation for the word television.

"On your paper here, you wrote "teevee". Why did you spell it that way?"
"Herp derp isn't that how it's spelled?"
"(facepalm)...No. It's just spelled TV. The letter T, then the letter V. That's it."

by GAWII September 11, 2012

teeter-titter

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017