Techtard

One who is technologically ignorant or lacking sufficient computer skills to function like a modern human.

Grandma: I tried adding your Facebook wall to mine but I couldn't find you.
Me: What?

Grandma: How do I send a comment?

Grandma: And what is "the twitter?" Do I need to be on that?
Me: Stop being such a techtard.

by chickenb1tch December 17, 2013

techtarded

A person or situation that is technologically retarded

"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."

by Jamie L. May 15, 2005

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

Techtard

Someone who is computer illiterate.
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin

When it comes to computers I'm a techtard.

As far as society's concerned, he is techtarded.

by MachineShop January 15, 2008

Techtard

someon who is retarded at anything technological, or someone who brakes everything technological they touch.

Omg, blake is a complete techtard, not knowing how to use the DMZ to put a device outside a router firewall.

by lios15leet February 16, 2009

techtarded

Being incapable of managing modern technology.

Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...

by jeffstra July 31, 2011

Techtard

To be technologically challenged. Someone who is unskilled in the use of technology.

My fiancee doesn't know how to use her phone. She is a techtard.

My mother thinks that having lots of emails stored in hotmail will slow down her computer. She is a techtard.

by Mazkal January 20, 2012