Technically

The word that says, "I'm explaining something very scientific now" But means, "You don't need to listen to anything after this point."

Guy 1: Did you know that there's a large hole in the ozone caused by global warming?
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.

by Eastern Wildebeest November 16, 2016

Technical

Being a smart ass in a situation where you're being scolded; overly literal

" Plug in the remote"
" You can't actually plug in a remote , Charles"
"Stop being so damn technical John and plug in the remote!"

by Honeybun456 February 11, 2016

technicated

An adjective used to describe that which is not only "technical", but, also "complicated".

Original Formula of Pythagorean Theorem:
(Crabs² + Syphillis²)= AIDs²
That shits technicated.

by sideshowsteve March 27, 2009

technically

A word used to preface a bad justification, normally following the person being wrong but believing they can talk their way out of it.

Technically, using a dildo from a mold of myself isn't gay. It's masturbating.

by Firk Mikus April 05, 2021

technicality

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.

When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.

by superhero villian August 10, 2009

technically

Means basically. If some thing is complicated, or a smudge complex, it can relate back to the first bit. Just look at the example...

i drew a picture for my boyfriend, but I also decided to copy it and enter it into a contest; when i give to to him, i will say 'Technically, i made this for you' since that isn't the only reason I used it.

by -Sam- February 28, 2008

technical

1) Something that is exact or close to perfect, usally spoken by a person of relativly high IQ

2) A modified pick-up truck or SUV, usally a toyota. These are used by terrorist organizations for pretty much everything. Seen very often in Africa and South America. Usally seen with a .50-caliber machine gun or Rocket-Propelled-Gernade (RPG} mounted on the bed. Useful for drive-bys until the US Army pulls up with thier Humvees. Also they include a CB radio system installed. Only Western military forces use VHF radio systems. Technicals are usally poorly driven and have a few rebel/terrorist fighters in the back firing/attempting to fire the machine gun mounted in the back. Also holding AK-47s.

Roger victor six, we've got threee technicals coming up on your 5 o'clock, engage now"

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 03, 2003