The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.

Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK

by Handjizz_201 March 4, 2019

wank twist

Someone who twisted their cock.

John: hey you wank twist!

by Johnbread January 2, 2021

Twisty

Twisty is a great way to start the day!

The lude act of turning the nipples really fast. Or pinching the vagina lips.

Hey stop giving me a twisty!

Dude her lips are loose from all those twisty's.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 2, 2020

vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000

During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.

"Man I was hit with the best type of blow job , it was a vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 It was toe curling!"

by 10/10gay March 12, 2018

twisted shits

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

The KP twist

The KP twist starts by biting your thumbnail to make a sharp edge. While banging away doggie style you insert your thumb into her ass then give it a quarter turn. Congratulations you just performed the KP twist. Now get the hell out of there before she recovers and beats you to death. Not recommended for women you love or expect to be with again!

That bitch was so annoying I gave her the KP twist!

by The circle of trust September 17, 2018

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.

Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?

Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.

by COLLECTIVE November 3, 2013