Tapatio Hot Hand

A spicy or aggressive hand job that is normally performed by a Klingon warrior.

Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed

(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)

After a long day, Riker loves nothing more than a Tapatio hot hand

by Aldosim November 18, 2021

Tapasya

Out of a group of people "Tapasya" is the guy who is extremely handsome and highly intelligent. You should never mess with a "Tapasya" because if you do you'll get your ass whupped.

Bob: Yo Tapasya! You suck!

Tapasya: What did you just say to me?

Bob lies dead in a gutter

by Ispeakthetruth_ August 15, 2012

Tapasya

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. A Tapasya is a cold blooded bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A Tapasya usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Tapasya.

A Tapasya can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Tapasya can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a Tapasya any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A Tapasya.

Human Being 1: (talking to friend) ... so you cannot know where exactly an electron is in an atom as - WHOA! That... that guy over there... (pointing weakly at a Tapasya) he... he is just so...

Human Being 2: Oh my god... (panting) he... he is such... such a bad ass mutha... I think... I just... turned gay, oh (faints)

Human Being 1: (panting) are you okay... I... he is... he is just such a bad ass... I...I can't even... even remain conscious... (faints)

by Death Megatron 3000 April 16, 2013

tapasya

A very intelligent human being, who often has many friends and a great sense of humour.

Bob: That kid sure is a awesome person...

Kevin: Yeah, he's a total tapasya

by Yo Yo DJ Chicken Little! November 1, 2012

tapasya

A person who is extremely smart, talented, and handsome. He may be annoying at times but can be your best friend and when spoken to face-to-face, is the most considerate person. Usually a jack-of-all-trades and can perform many tasks no matter how difficult they will be. They also have a unique and amazing hairstyle and are the closest person you'll ever meet to being perfect

That boy is such a tapasya, he is so cool and i envy him so much.
Zac Efron has tapasya hair, its so smooth and silky and unique.

by Mega-turd January 18, 2013

Tapatio Doritos

The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.

Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!

by odo55 April 5, 2013

Tapable

When the hot girl at your work is over the age of 18.

Drew: Dude, Tessa that chick from work, is so hot! But I'm not sure how old she is.

Joe: Bro her 18th birthday was like last week.

Drew: Oh shit! That means she's Tapable!

by Jordan P. McClain February 5, 2009