Taco Bell

The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.

I should have microwaved my Taco Bell food before I ate it.

by Tony Stark May 17, 2003

Taco Bell

A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.

It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.

by Frogbutt December 01, 2004

taco bell

most effective laxative known to man.

"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"

*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"

by ex lax July 29, 2005

taco bell

slang for laxatives

the anorexic chick took some taco bell and was shitting her guts out.

by Allanator July 11, 2011

Taco Bell

A species of mold usually found in cities and towns. There's many types of it, and they all give you diharrea, indigestion, nausea and rapid weight gain. They are usually found in big purple buildings or wrappers that say Taco Bell, they also have a bell on it.

Dave: My cousin just got a case of the Taco Bell
Mike: Dude that sucks, how long is it going to last?
Dave: I don't know, whenever they stop advertising on T.V.

by Rave Dot Buts July 02, 2009

Taco Bell

The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

by AYB February 19, 2003

Taco Bell

The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom

Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell

by Donald Mconald November 14, 2016