t.m.i. TMZ

When someone shares too much personal information about someone else's private life when gossiping.

Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?"

Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"

Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."

Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."

by NCdubmixer February 18, 2011

T.M.I.

Too much information.

I told the Nurse I was very shriveled from the cold operating room and that she could have a tough time getting my penis into the portable urinal. Her reply was TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

by relieved December 15, 2003

Generation T.M.I

Generation T.M.I (too much information) is a term used to refer to the people born after the year 2010. The exponential growth of technogolgy and the incessant need to over share all of your personal information online (twitter/facebook etc.) reaches us at speeds that overlaod this generation with "Too Much Information." This phrase is the new generation after X,Y and Z. Generation X, commonly abbreviated to Gen X, a term used to refer to the cohorts born after the baby boom. Generation Y, also known as The Millennial Generation, with birth dates from the mid 1970s to early 1990s and Generation Z with birthdays somewhere in the middle of the 1990s, such as August 1996 through the early 2000's. We then get to Generation T.M.I

"Do you want to come over to myspace tonight, so you can google my yahoo and I can twitter all over your facebook" as said by the Generation T.M.I kid

by skworthi August 22, 2009

T.M.I.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Also "T.M.I."-- "adjusted penis size" from the South Park season 15 episode 4, "T.M.I". "T.M.I." is simultaneously a reference to "TMI" or "too much information" and "BMI", the Body Mass Index that is often used to measure body fat in children in public schools.

"The Surgeon General lowered the National Average T.M.I. to 1.5 inches... Well, that's about it for the "Pissed off and Angry Party."

"I'm a giant ASS because my T.M.I. is small enough to embarrass a baby."

by sublimemessages June 14, 2011

T.M.I.

One of the more controversial definitions of modern day, T.M.I. is officially defined by the Surgeon General as (Length*Girth*Width)/(Angle of the shaft*Mass) where Length Girth and Width are measured in inches, mass is measured in ounces, and Angle of the shaft is measured in radians where 0º is perfectly vertical and 180º is pointed straight down.

Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.

According to the Surgeon General, my T.M.I. was 6.1 inches, but according to Randy's equation my T.M.I. is 10.8 inches! Randy rules, wooo!

by Scerred_zebra April 20, 2012

T.M.I.

Adjusted penis size. Those with small penises believe that it is calculated by the following expression: ((length x diameter) + width / gerth) / (angle of the tip) to the power of two. However, professionals say that T.M.I. is given by the expression: (length x gerth / angle of the shaft) / (mass /width).

What's your T.M.I.?

Well, I used to say that it was 6.23, but once they recalculated the average of "Nice" penis to 1.5, I came out about my true T.M.I., which is 3.23.

by pissedoffredneck August 1, 2011

T.M.I

Adjusted Penis Size

Randy's T.M.I. (Adjusted Penis Size) is 6.3 inches which is above the national average.

by Bmanv13 June 12, 2011