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Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.
P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.
by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014
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S.T.D.S.

An acronym for stressed, tired, depressed, and single. S.T.D is stressed, tired, and depressed.
Friend 1: Damn bro, I got S.T.D.S.
Friend 2: Take a day off then, you’re just too stressed, tired, depressed, and single.
by Destiny 2 Crayon Eater March 23, 2021
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W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
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S.T.U.D.S

She Thinks Using Dildos = the Same
After getting cheated on by another and the last nigga of 2018, Andrea has figured it's now time to make a change in 2019.

After 2 hours of" this is the new me tangent" postings with a bunch of motivational quotes . You know the ones that have the celebrity pic with the quote that isn't even theirs. She decided to find her true new identity

Andrea is no longer female. She has identified herself as a man, now going by the name Big Dree Dree. She think she is a man because she identifies with the other S.T.U.D.S

She Thinks Using Dildos = the Same

No Dree-Dree you are not a man. You are a manly woman who has manly lesbian sex. It's okay to be who you want to be Dree-Dree.

That dream must die Dree-Dree.

Stop only having sex the dark Dree-Dree.

Why do you moan so god damn loud when she sucks the fake dick Dree-Dree.

Stop telling your girlfriend to call you daddy when you have a daughter calling you mommy Dree-Dree.

Your confusing the child Dree-Dree.

It's okay to be a gay Dree-Dree.

I accept you for who you are Dree-Dree.
by Я666iƎ January 12, 2019
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T.A.D.S

This is a very funny thing.It means Touching Another Dude Softly.
JohnDude stop touching me like that!
CarlHow was I touching you?
JohnT.A.D.S.Touching Another Dude Softly.
by TiffTiffL April 16, 2009
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